Monday Night Raw|March 5, 2018|Milwaukee, WI

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After last Monday's ending, Kurt Angle would start this weeks Raw off by calling out the COO Triple H. Instead he would get his better half and the lady we all love to hate Stephanie McMahon. In an attempt to calm Angle down Stephanie would bring up his kids, his ex wife and the fact that his livelihood and his job may be in jeopardy. Unhappy about last Monday Ronda Rousey would make her way to the ring in defense of Kurt and name Stephanie as her opponent for Wrestlemania. The Game would finally arrive to the arena, make his way to the ring and tell Kurt and Ronda that his wife was not on the active roster and would not be competing against Rousey. Kurt Angle would flex his GM muscles and state that both HHH and Stephanie both had superstar contracts and that he and Rousey would team up to face Triple H and Stephanie at Wrestlemania.

Asuka Vs Nia Jax

With her biggest cheerleader backstage, Nia Jax would look to once again end Asuka's undefeated streak and possibly cause more damage to the Empress of Tomorrow before she faces Alexa Bliss at Wrestlemania for the Raw Women’s Championship. While Nia would come close to ending the streak Asuka would pick up a submission win and send Nia backstage with tears in her eyes.

The Bar Vs The Revival Sheamus and Cesaro have literally ran through every tag team in the Raw tag team division and are looking for worthy competition. The Revival would look to pick up a win and get a title shot at Wrestlemania but would fail as the Swiss Cyborg would hit Scott Dawson with the Neutralizer and pick up a pinfall win.

John Cena Vs Goldust

Yes you read it right. For the first time ever Cena would face Goldust inside the squared circle. But first things first, we have to sit through a Cena rant on how he has finally found yet another way to Wrestlemania. As delusional as he sounds Cena has mapped out the perfect plan which has him winning the WWE Title at Fastlane, AJ Styles would then invoke his rematch clause which will make the title match at Wrestlemania a triple threat match also featuring Shinsuke Nakamura. I really don't want Ric Flair's record to be broken but if anybody has to do it then I guess Cena is the best person for the job. John would pick up a pinfall win over Goldust as he shifts his focus towards Sunday.

Bayley Vs Mandy Rose

It looks as if Bayley has finally started standing up for herself as she displayed last week on Raw by refusing to take a tag from Sasha Banks. The Queen of Hugs would take on Mandy Rose from Absolution and with Paige on a strict microphone only diet, Sonya Deville would take advantage of the numbers game and cause distractions throughout the match. Bayley would pick the win after a surprise rollup only to be attacked by Rose and Deville afterwards. Sasha Banks would run down to the ring and get rid of Absolution and look to make amends with her once best friend but it looks as if Bayley is no longer interested in having an ally.

HillBilly Jim HOF Announcement

I would like to extend my congratulations to James Morris aka HillBilly Jim for being named to the WWE Hall of Fame class of 2018. Hopefully he'll wear the overalls instead of the tuxedo and drink moonshine as he gives him induction speech LOL

Braun Strowman Vs Elias

Symphony of Destruction Match? Whoever came up with this match is a genius. Who doesn't love watching a man run his mouth get what's coming to him. Elias clearly is a man of many talents as he demonstrated before making his way to the ring. He may however need help with his magician disappearing act as he tried to escape the arena during his traditional spotlight introduction. Once the soulful one made it to his waiting vehicle he realized that it's kind of difficult to drive a rear wheel drive car when a monster is holding the rear of the car up LOL. Strowman would have his way with Elias. He even treated us lucky fans to an encore of breaking another bass across the back of Elias before flattening him under a piano and picking up a pin fall win.

Bray Wyatt Vs Rhino

The Eater of Worlds is clearly still pretty bothered after Matt Hardy defeated him at Elimination Chamber. He made quick work of the Man Beast Rhino and shifted his attention to Hardy and demanded he come to the ring and face him. Hardy would appear on the titantron and invite Wyatt to the "Hardy Compound" where he would subjected to the ultimate deletion. The flying drones were hilarious by the way LOL. Hopefully this rivalry is nearing the end, I'm not really sure I can take too much more of this Woken Matt Hardy.

Finn Balor and Seth Rollins Vs The Miz and The Miztourage

Who's ready for the 3rd annual Mizzie Awards! I wasn't always a fan of Miz but I must admit, the guy can cut a promo and he's quite the comedian. You can't help but laugh at the fact that Jason Jordan was referred to as the bastard son of Kurt Angle and both Seth and Finn were nominated for their short comings. Obviously Rollins and Balor didn't take too kindly to their awards which led to Miz demanding a handicap match. Seth and Finn clearly want a shot at the Intercontinental Title so the focus was clearly on trying to one up each other instead of working together. We were all waiting for the extravagant Coup De Gras but Rollins would tag himself in and execute a curb stomp to pick up the pin fall win. After the match Kurt Angle would come out and finally announce the A-Lister's Wrestlemania opponent or should I say opponents. The Miz will as I'm pretty sure we all knew, will defend his title against both Rollins and Balor in a Triple Threat match. Bravo Kurt, Bravo!