Monday Night Raw|March 12, 2018|Detroit, MI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG5U6nL5Kak

Another Monday Night Raw, Another absent Universal Champion. I like Brock Lesnar I mean I really do but…you gotta feel for Roman Reigns. Fans are finally starting to jump on the Reigns Train which makes me believe that Roman will dethrone Brock at Wrestlemania. Reigns would interupt the Raw GM Kurt Angle after he announced that the Beast Incarnate would not be in Detroit after Roman called him out last Monday. The fact that Roman referred to Lesnar as Vince's boy makes me think that things are starting to become personal backstage between Vince and Roman. Reigns would make his way back stage and confront Mr. McMahon face to face at which point Vince would take Roman into his office to talk. The meeting would not be caught on camera but Reigns would emerge from the office and walk right past the camera obviously upset and Vince would come out and announce that Roman had been temporarily suspended.

Sasha Banks Vs Sonya Deville

Not even sure if I can call Sasha and Bayley friends anymore. Sasha made her way to the ring accompanied by Bayley and it was rather awkward. Bayley would assist Sasha to a victory over Deville but she left ringside immediately after the match allowing Absolution to pick Sasha Banks apart. I'd love a Bayley heel turn, I'm sure Triple H would love it too LOL.

Raw Tag Team division attack The Bar

The Raw Tag Team Champions have been on cruise control since regaining their championships back and have laid waste to every tag team on the roster. Looking to drive their point home and have a little fun Sheamus and Cesaro would agree to a match with The Miztourage. The match would never happen though as every tag team on the roster would come down and attack the Tag Champs. I mean you get what you ask for right? The Bar would give Kurt Angle an earful and demand an immediate trade to SmackDown Live. Let's be honest The Bar belongs on Raw, that's the only way they're going to be champions. Plus the Bludgeon Brothers have already put their claims on the SmackDown Tag Team titles. Not only would Angle turn their trade request down he would make a battle royal match to determine who the champs would face at Wrestlemania.

John Cena begs for Wrestlemania Match

Okay John enough is enough! You blown your opportunities to have a match at Mania so just hang out back stage and serve catering or something. After last years win and engagement I've seen all the Cena Wrestlemania moments I wanna see for a long time LOL. We all know the match everyone wants to see will never happen and I honestly am one of the few that doesn't want to see it. Maybe a few years ago but after seeing Taker leave the ring at last years Wrestlemania I can't imagine the match being entertaining at all. Cena would basically have to carry the entire match and would probably be added to the short list of superstars that have defeated Taker at Mania. Insulting a WWE Legend to get what you want! NO BUENO CENA!

Finn Balor Vs Seth Rollins

The Miz clearly is in fear of losing his title at Mania and tried to pit Rollins and Balor against one another on Miz TV. The plan would ultimately work but be short lived as both Finn and Seth would focus their attention back on the instigating IC Champion. Rollins would get the last blow though as he would knock Balor to the mat before exiting the ring. Balor would get his revenge picking up a pinfall win over Seth in their match. The Miz may have both challengers right where he wants them as he looks to defend his title and break the record of Pedro Morales.

Asuka Vs Mickie James

With Asuka being on Raw and picking Charlotte, the SmackDown Live Women's Champion as her Wrestlemania opponent, I'm confused as to where this is going. The Empress of Tomorrow clearly chose the better champion in Flair but Bliss thinks Asuka made the choice to avoid having her streak ended. Asuka would ask Bliss for a match to prove that she could beat her again but the Champ would have other plans as she would call for what we could only imagine was Nia Jax. Jax wouldn't show but Mickie James would attack Asuka before ultimately losing to the Empress by submission.

Nia Jax Vs Joan King

Who the hell is Joan King you may ask? LOL She's the latest victim of Nia Jax and I'm pretty sure she's rethinking her pro wrestling career after being dismantled by the Irresistible Force. The match would end but the drama would just begin as the Titantron would cut to what was supposed to be an interview with Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss. Bliss and Mickie James would discuss how the feelings and sympathy shown towards her previous body guard and BFF Nia Jax were fake and that she was basically using her. Not realizing that Nia along with the entire WWE Universe was watching, the two joked about Nia's short comings and even made fun of her size. (Shrek walking through TSA LOL) Nia had finally heard enough and stormed up the ramp into the backstage area looking for Bliss but once Bliss was informed that Nia had heard the whole thing she hauled ass along with her new guardian angel Mickie James. Bliss is scheduled to face Asuka next week on Raw but she may not make it to the match if Nia gets her hands on her first.

Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt

The tables have turned and there might be a new psychopathic nut job other than Bray Wyatt in the WWE. Matt Hardy apparently has a make believe family as well and he plans on using them to his advantage when he faces Bray in The Ultimate Deletion next week. Can't believe they assigned a ref to this match. The WWE is going soft LOL

Tag Team Battle Royal

Looking to find the current Raw Tag Team Champions some competition for Wrestlemania the main event would feature 5 tag teams in a battle royal match. NOBODY expected The Monster Among Men to enter himself into the match let alone win. Braun Strowman would dominate the match and send his last opponent over the ropes screaming he was going to Wrestlemania while doing so. Looks like Braun has found his way to Wrestlemania while most (The Bar) don't agree with it, who the hell is going to tell Strowman that he can't.